I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous!!

I'll climb the mountains highest peak, I'll walk with you throught the desert heat, I'll swim forever in the deepest sea.... just to prove that you mean life to me.

Has anyone else noticed the "&" symbol looks like a man dragging his butt acrossed the floor?

When I say I will love you forever, I hope you know that even forever is'nt long enough... but it's the longest amount of time I can put into words.

Laying in bed deciding if its worth it to get up and pee.

Tickling
(verb)
Like being rapped, but you are forced to laugh.

Calories
(noun)
Little critters that hide in your closet and sew your cloths tighter during the night.

"Looking at you, holding my breath. For once in my life, I'm scared to death. I'm taking a chance, letting you inside."

If I tell you I love you can I keep you forever?

You don't know how it feels knowing you're not going to be here to hold me when i need you most...