After another late night at the office, Daddy came...
Johnny asked, "Daddy how much do you get paid...

With A chef? (You get buttered up.)
With A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride...

Friendship Is Like,
*P*i*s*s*i*n*g In Your Pants...

Its Hard To Find A Friend,
Who Is...

Flowers Die,
The Sun Will Set...

The Guy I Loved,
I Finally Met...

We lost what we both had found
You know we let each other down...

Oh Lord No,
Why Did You Go...

The Secret of unfolding flowers,
is not known to such as i...

No Matter What Fate Has In Store,
I'll Be Your Friend Forever More...

You Are My Best Friend,
The Good Times Never End...

Why is there s**t in this world?
Why can’t we just be curled...