I Got Banned From B&Q Today, This Tw@ In An Orange Apron Said Do You Want Deckin.... Lucky I Got The First Punch!!!

lol

Why The ---- Cant Love Seem To Defeat Hate?!!

People Dissing Me,
Sat On A Wall,
People Dissing Me,
Had A Great Fall.
And All The Kings Horses,
And All The Kinds Men,
Couldnt Put Their Lives Together Again!
Get It?

Ive Cried A River, Lake And Sea!
What Does That Tell You,
About Little Ol' Me?

Two Wrongs Dont Make A Right!!!!
They Make A Left!!

*dont ask!!! lol*

It Really Sucks,
When Hes Your Prince Charming,
But You Aint His Cinderella!!!! :(

Why the hell do people go to a fast food place and order:
Large Cheeseburger With All The Fillings;
Large Fries;
and a DIET coke?

*orders a pizza*
*phones for ambulance*
~at door~
*hello, you ordered a pizza*
20mins later
*wheres the accident*

You Learn Something New Everyday!

Somethings In Life, Are Worth Fighting For!!!