*orders a pizza*
*phones for ambulance*
~at door~
*hello, you ordered a pizza*
20mins later
*wheres the accident*

Why the hell do people go to a fast food place and order:
Large Cheeseburger With All The Fillings;
Large Fries;
and a DIET coke?

It Really Sucks,
When Hes Your Prince Charming,
But You Aint His Cinderella!!!! :(

Two Wrongs Dont Make A Right!!!!
They Make A Left!!

*dont ask!!! lol*

Ive Cried A River, Lake And Sea!
What Does That Tell You,
About Little Ol' Me?

People Dissing Me,
Sat On A Wall,
People Dissing Me,
Had A Great Fall.
And All The Kings Horses,
And All The Kinds Men,
Couldnt Put Their Lives Together Again!
Get It?

Why The ---- Cant Love Seem To Defeat Hate?!!

Honest To God,
Why Is The Bomb Always Getting The Last Word?!

R*I*P To All Those Who Died In Wars.
xxxx

Have u ever felt so alone that nothing makes sense?
well thats how i feel.. like im facin the world with nothing
but tears and a fake smile..

It is better to have ONE true friend, than have a load of untrustworthy friends!!!
---mine---