"Promise... Promise me not to promise again."

Sometimes I wonder if it's just me or is it really a cat and mouse chase between your best friend and your boyfriend. Can't they just get along?

A d_ck is always a d_ck. No matter how tall, fair and pretty. Its only there to (talk) sh_t and be hungry. No matter how much you please it, satisfy it, play with, it wont become bre_sts :p it will always and forever be a d_ck girls, remember that

Dear God,
One word,
Graduation.
Amen!

Not mine :p

I hate her, she's my enemy, you're my friend. Spread the hate b_tch!

Bro: When you are in light. Everything follows you. But when you are in dark, everything leaves you, even your own shadow. Thats life!
Me: That's scientific reasons :p

Me: I don't like her
Friend: You don't even know her.
Me: That doesn't matter. I still don't like her.

If you're in the mood for a beating, don't try so hard. Just ask nicely and you'll be served.

Always wear your ring in your middle finger. So when you show it to someone and say f_ck off. The ring will make it fancy :p

You are my ray of sunshine <3 ^.^