You're so perfect. I get shaky & my breathing gets heavy & I never thought I'd feel this again.

You actually like me? Hold on, while I decide if you're f-cking with me.

Despite the walls you build, I'm here. You don't have to be on your own.

Do you want a tampon with that status, you moody b-tch.

I love you like pigs love not being bacon. :p

I know I'm pretty. But I never feel pretty enough for a guy.

Apple was going to make a smaller version of the iPod Touch for kids, until they realized that iTouch Kids wouldn't be an appropriate name. LOL

I'm so tired of always being there for people who are never there for me.

I've liked you for so long. Please just be mine already.

Revenge? Nah im too lazy. I'm just gonna sit down and let karma f-ck you up.