Don't go through other people's thing one day you might find something that will scar you for life.

If a werewolf and a vampire are fighting over a teenager with low self-asteem wake up you fell asleep watchin Twilight.

Keep playing with it and it might break.

BURP !

Don't be a douche !

When you run into your ex, keep running.

Never over love anyone... ever.

Don't be the gushy couple that is too happy all your friends will secretly hate you for it

Light can never defeat darkness for wherever there is light there will be a shadow

Yea that sound you just heard was a ghost.