Yesterday is history
tomorrow is a mystery
today is a gift
that's why they call it the present

Hey i'll be outside so if anyone needs me tell them i'm "out-standing".

Sometimes all you have to say is "i really do love you" or "i miss u".

Love is when someone hurts u and i grab my bat and say "LETS GO KICK THEIR @$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Love is also during the zombie apocalypse and i trip you while runnin from zombies.

Next time ur depressed just remember U WERE THE FASTEST SPERM CELL!!! ;D

Why do we love people we know will never love us back?

How do u love some one u cant have but is so close to ur reach?

Who made up love? cuz they were stupid. and who ever made up heartbreaks are jack@$$e$! cuz them things hurt!!! ;]

UR ONE SEXY DODAD THINGER!!!! <3 ;D

It ain't easy bein' cheezy!! =]