You can lead a person to love, but you can't make them love.

A good love is like a rash
That you don't know where it came from
You can cover it, medicate it
But it just won't go away

There is nothing quite like being told how much you are loved for nine years, and then the next day being handed divorce papers.

My dream woman told me she loved me, Joe, Jesse, David, John, Bill and a few others I can't remember.

I have been in love several times. It has a way of sucking the joy and happiness out of you like a vaccum cleaner. I can't recover it once it makes it to the garbage.

Love is a fantasy that throws us into a vortex of hopes and dreams stolen by the one we love.

Life brings us many problems. Death brings us all the answers.

A Bi-Christian is a person who proclaims Christianity with every word that leaves their mouth and yet their actions condemn their friends, they are bitter from anger and seek revenge. They preach forgiveness and yet give none.

I have heard people say life is beautiful. I guess I must be to blind to see it.

She has taken everything I have to give and has given me nothing. You would almost think we are married