Quotes by Licentia

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  • So far my only real accomplishment in life has been not having kids.

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  • I live in fear that my death will somehow be connected to the opening of a pressurized Pillsbury cinnamon roll container.

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  • I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

    10 years ago
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  • Bipolar patients with grandiose delusions are essentially high on themselves.

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  • It's like I was chasing after you and I really, really wanted to catch you. But now I realize if you wanted to be caught, you would have stopped running.

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  • There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.

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  • I don't leave much room in my future for people who left me in their past.

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  • I'm not going to cry and I'm not going to care, 'cause every time I did it got me nowhere. So if silence makes you happy and being with him makes you glad, then goodbye. I hope he's the worst you ever had.

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  • Boobs: because you can't suck on a girls personality.

    10 years ago
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  • Marriage. Because dodging your own family wasn't enough.

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