Quotes by Licentia

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  • Like a glow stick, sometimes we have to break before we shine.

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  • Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things.

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  • Dating a single mother is like pressing continue on someone else's saved game

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  • Getting old sucks. I use to wake up feeling like a million bucks. Now I feel more like a bounced check.

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  • Tough times don't last, tough people do.

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  • Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki..- ahh damn! He's under a blanket."

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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems.. you have nice boobs.

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  • I didn´t outsmart you. You just outdumbed me.

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  • I think pet shops should give a free laser pointer with every cat purchase.

    10 years ago
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  • Suicide is killing the one person you can actually change

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