If I get an e-mail from you that says "Sent from my Blackberry" at the bottom, please understand that I'm not going to respond. I can only assume that you sent it in 2006. |
Hey! Wanna make $$$$$$ fast? Just follow my simple instructions. 1:Hold down the Shift key 2:Press the number 4 six times. It's that easy. |
Worrying: a waste of imagination. |
I am so deep in the friendzone I've been introduced to her boyfriend's parents. |
Valentines Day = Single Awareness Day |
Sexual education classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for 5 hours straight while watching the same cartoon on repeat. |
Today I found a penny. It reminded me of you. Worthless & found in everybody's pants. |
It's better to have your heart broken once by walking away then to stay and have it broken over and over again. |
A guy outside the grocery store asked me if I had a few seconds to save the environment. I told him, I feel like it would take longer than that |
Why do porn sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches porn and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My family and friends.' |