Quotes by Licentia

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  • Did you know that if you light a candle under the moonlight and you say the name of the person you love 3 times, you will look really stupid doing that.

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  • I've spent my whole life trying to find a girl with a psychiatric disorder that makes her think she's a woodpecker.

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  • Depresso; the feeling you get when you've run out of coffee.

    10 years ago
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  • Step 1 - Change your Wi-Fi password to "blowmefirst." Step 2 - Wait for someone to ask you for it.

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  • Size does matter-just ask Pluto.

    10 years ago
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  • Say no to drugs! Then again, if you're talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs.

    10 years ago
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  • The only difference between doggy style and reverse cowgirl is who wants to watch the TV more.

    10 years ago
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  • Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: pfft. I could think of like fifty reasons, I'm not falling for that.

    10 years ago
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  • When I said I like it rough I was talking about the sex, not the whole entire relationship...

    10 years ago
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  • When I go to someone's house & they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors.

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