Don't play hard to get when your face is already hard to want. |
Bragging that you "stole" a girl from another dude is only admitting that you are now dating a girl capable of being "stolen". |
If a guy stares at your boobs, just stare at his dikc ... maybe squint a little bit |
I own beach front property in the friend-zone. |
Grammar. The difference between feeling your nuts, and feeling you're nuts. |
Gift cards: The best way to say "Here, you figure it out..." |
If I've offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn't think you could read. |
I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone |
You can't see your next if you're too busy looking at your Ex. |
I love the sound you make when you shut the fcuk up. |