Quotes by Licentia

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  • Don't play hard to get when your face is already hard to want.

    10 years ago
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  • Bragging that you "stole" a girl from another dude is only admitting that you are now dating a girl capable of being "stolen".

    10 years ago
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  • If a guy stares at your boobs, just stare at his dikc ... maybe squint a little bit

    10 years ago
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  • I own beach front property in the friend-zone.

    10 years ago
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  • Grammar. The difference between feeling your nuts, and feeling you're nuts.

    10 years ago
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  • Gift cards: The best way to say "Here, you figure it out..."

    10 years ago
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  • If I've offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn't think you could read.

    10 years ago
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  • I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone

    10 years ago
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  • You can't see your next if you're too busy looking at your Ex.

    10 years ago
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  • I love the sound you make when you shut the fcuk up.

    10 years ago
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