She texted me: "your adorable." I replied: "no, YOU'RE adorable." Now she likes me, but all I did was point out her typo.

Madonna is 55 her boyfriend is 22. Tina Turner is 75 her boyfriend is 40. JLo is 42 her boyfriend is 26. Still single? Relax. Your boyfriend hasn't been born yet.

That awkward moment when you have 10+ tabs open and you can't figure out which one the music is coming from. FML

A girl updated her facebook status saying: All men are dogs and I commented • Which breed is your dad?

Why can't things be simple like they use to be? I show you a bug I found, we share a snack pack, and then you're my girlfriend.

Bend over and take it like a taxpayer.

Afraid of not getting what you ordered when online shopping?...Ha, try online dating.

Cuddling in bed and falling asleep is probably the best feeling in a relationship.

Best way to get out of a text convo: "The message could not be delivered due to a temporary network setup error. Please try later. Error 2128-226110"

I'm outta here like a deaf kid in a game of musical chairs.