Be careful who you call friends. 4 quarters are better than 100 pennies.

I'm an optimist. I didn't lose a sock in the dryer. I found an extra one!

I wanna be the guy you fall for when everyone else is falling for you.

If i could do anything it would be to kiss you in the middle of the street, on the rainiest day of the year

Friendship is really weird. Like, you just pick some humans you've met and you're like, "Yup, I like these ones." And you just do stuff with them.

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

Her biggest secret? She's constantly pushing away guys that actually care, all because she's still in love with the one who doesn't.

Don't expect your girl to play her role, when you have other girls auditioning for her part.

You lied? I cried. You flirt? I hurt. You wanted? I needed. You forgot? I remembered. You promised? I kept it. You stopped? I started. You were done? I was trying. You love me? Stop lying.

Buy a hamster. Name it Virginity. Lose the hamster. Close enough.