Quotes by Licentia

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  • If I suddenly had the ability to teleport, I'd spend an entire day popping up naked in front of people and asking for John Connor.

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  • Just remember that I tried and you didn't.

    11 years ago
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  • "Was that lightning?" No no.... they're taking pictures for Google Earth..

    11 years ago
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  • Next time a guy asks for your number, write it down in Roman numerals. If he manages to call you, he's a keeper.

    11 years ago
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  • Do you want a medal or a chest to pin it on?

    11 years ago
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  • Your knowledge of wine is almost as impressive as your use of it to disguise your drinking problem.

    11 years ago
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  • Our relationship has about the same chance surviving as a snowball in hell. Unless you make an effort to remove the polar icecap shoved up your as*.

    11 years ago
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  • Caller ID should be more detailed~ "Wants Help Moving" "Going to Whine" "Will Ask to Borrow Money"

    11 years ago
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  • She's so far out of my league she's playing for the other team.

    11 years ago
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  • Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

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