If I suddenly had the ability to teleport, I'd spend an entire day popping up naked in front of people and asking for John Connor. |
Just remember that I tried and you didn't. |
"Was that lightning?" No no.... they're taking pictures for Google Earth.. |
Next time a guy asks for your number, write it down in Roman numerals. If he manages to call you, he's a keeper. |
Do you want a medal or a chest to pin it on? |
Your knowledge of wine is almost as impressive as your use of it to disguise your drinking problem. |
Our relationship has about the same chance surviving as a snowball in hell. Unless you make an effort to remove the polar icecap shoved up your as*. |
Caller ID should be more detailed~ "Wants Help Moving" "Going to Whine" "Will Ask to Borrow Money" |
She's so far out of my league she's playing for the other team. |
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. |