Quotes by Licentia

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  • The player always ends up played. When you attempt to play the one who actually cares about you, you're actually playing yourself.

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  • When I see you, I am happy, I love you not for what you look like, I love you for what you have inside.
    -Me to the fridge.

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  • Screw soccer.... if I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 minutes, I'd just take my friends to the bar.

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  • I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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  • Just unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter.

    Expecting a song in about an hour.

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  • You treated me like a option, so I left you with a choice.

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  • When Harry Styles and Taylor Swift break up shell write a song called, 'I Went In The Wrong Direction.'

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  • How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that sh!t. Then stare into the corner and whisper tenderly, "This is for you."

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  • Baby, I know the story. I've seen the picture it's written all over your face. Tell me, what's the secret that you've been hiding and who's gonna take my place?

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  • If your relationship has more issues than a magazine, you need to cancel your subscription.

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