Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap!

Definition of Ex? = Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.

You gave up on me so easily. And it hurts to realize how replaceable I was. But the thing is, I never gave up on you, remember that. I was there the whole time waiting for you, but now it's too late for you to come around. Sorry.

Seeing your ex go through what they put you through. Priceless.

When I see you my heart skips a beat then starts beating double time. I figure I either really like you or I'm having a heart attack.

Just for laughs I dialed her old number but no one knew her name. Hung up the phone sat there and wondered if she'd ever done the same. I took a walk in the evening wind to clear my head somehow, but tonight I lie here thinking 'what she's doing now'.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit...

They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don't think it's possible for you to miss me as much as I'm missing you right now.

Pride attracts the girl. Courage approaches the girl. Wisdom gets the girl. Strength puts up with the girl, but loyalty keeps the girl.

Girls are like Internet Domain names; the ones I like are already taken.