Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell.

I'm tormented, I'm crushed, I don't know what to do. I'm confused, I'm lost, I totally got no clue. I know I love you. Yeah, that's true. But when will you start loving me too?

I will ignore you so hard you will start to doubt your own existence.

The distance between us doesn't matter, because in the end, i know we'll both be happy in each others arms. Forever.

It's so cold out this morning I seen two gang bangers with their pants pulled up.

Whoever determined that a 1-inch candy bar should be called "fun sized" should really re-evaluate their standards for entertainment.

(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) ... Because...That's how I roll...

If the minimum wage is good enough for all Americans, then that's how much Congress should make as well.

I like scrolling through my apps really fast. It feels like the big wheel on the "price is right"

I added a tuxedo to my disaster supply kit ... I want to look like the most important person to save.