Dear Dora, how in the hell did do you get that tiny shirt to fit over your big head...Sincerely, thats physically impossible! |
You traded your iPhone 4 for an extra inch? Hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same. |
Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.' |
Okay, what does this dress say to you? Uh...beware of crazy ladies who talk to dresses? |
I am intoxicated by the feelings that I fantasize you feel for me. |
Yes, we did share a lot of chemistry, but that was before the lab blew up. |
New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's going to get your paychecks. |
Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once. |
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. |
Forever is a long time. But I wouldn't mind spending it by your side. |