If you leave your children behind, pay your child support on time. |
You wanna be an air force ranger, you wanna live a life of danger, you don't wanna get raped by strangers. |
Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too... |
That awkward moment when a rapist picks up a hitch hiking serial killer. |
"I like the way this girl operates! She showed me her butt before she shows me her face! Is she a stripper?" |
"That painting is large and unattractive. It reminds me of your mother." ~ Richard Moore speaking to his daughter (Detective Conan) |
I need breakfast! If I were any more hungry right now, Brad and Angelina would adopt me. |
I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type. |
Forget all the reasons why it won't work, and believe the only reason why it will. |
I just did some calculations and I've been able to determine that you're full of sh*t. |