In human relationships, distance is not measured in miles but in affection. Two people can be right next to each other, yet miles apart. |
My day could have been better if I had spent it with you. |
I wish that you were here, or I were there, or we were together anywhere. |
There are so many scams on the Internet now...Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them. |
You're more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles. |
I'd jump in front of a bus for you...As long as its not moving. |
You were never really mine, it's plain to see, but when you're in love you believe almost anything. I never knew just how far I'd let myself go until I feel for a heart that was too hard to hold. |
If your legs open up faster than Google's homepage, you are not girlfriend material. |
When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it's Santa on the phone! |
Whenever you're feeling down, remember; you're the sperm that won. |