You're like a Chia pet...you're kind of funny looking but you're beginning to grow on me. |
I'm not going to stress over you anymore. It isn't worth it. I tried to work something out but you just ignored it. I'm not trying to say I don't want you, because I definitely do. All I'm saying is I'm done chasing after you. |
I'm not saying you're easy, but when I look up something to do in your town it gives me your address. |
How much cocaine does Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men... |
DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: Pussy SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY! |
Hey I just met you, and girl you look crazy, what brands your make-up, Crayola maybe? |
To the lady with 6 screaming kids, at the store. If you're wondering how a box of condoms got in your basket, you're welcome. ;) |
Why is it that in tampon commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws & burning sh!t down? |
I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.... Nice A$$!!!!!!! |
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know. |