Quotes by Licentia

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  • You're like a Chia pet...you're kind of funny looking but you're beginning to grow on me.

    12 years ago
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  • I'm not going to stress over you anymore. It isn't worth it. I tried to work something out but you just ignored it. I'm not trying to say I don't want you, because I definitely do. All I'm saying is I'm done chasing after you.

    12 years ago
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  • I'm not saying you're easy, but when I look up something to do in your town it gives me your address.

    12 years ago
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  • How much cocaine does Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men...

    12 years ago
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  • DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: Pussy SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY!

    12 years ago
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  • Hey I just met you, and girl you look crazy, what brands your make-up, Crayola maybe?

    12 years ago
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  • To the lady with 6 screaming kids, at the store. If you're wondering how a box of condoms got in your basket, you're welcome. ;)

    12 years ago
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  • Why is it that in tampon commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws & burning sh!t down?

    12 years ago
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  • I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.... Nice A$$!!!!!!!

    12 years ago
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  • Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.

    12 years ago
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