Distance means so little when someone means so much.

The problem is, obesity runs in our family. No, the problem is no-one runs in your family...

Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumba** put my cape on backwards.'

I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?

Another month. Another year. Another smile. Another tear. Another winter and another summer too. But there can never be another you.

I don't make mistakes...I date them.

Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove that you can still stand.

If you're single, focus on being a better you instead of looking for someone better than your ex. A better you will attract a better next.

Sometimes being single just means that you're strong enough to wait on what's real and not rush into what's fake.

Apple was considering making an iPod for kids but apparently, the name 'iTouch Kids' didn't sit too well.