I don't leave much room in my future for people who left me in their past.

Secret admirers are just stalkers with good PR.

George W. Bush named The Very Hungry Caterpillar as his favorite childhood book. It was published when he was in his 20s

I'm not telling you how to think, just politely asking you to occasionally perform the activity. :/

I'm not saying you're ugly, I just can't believe that anyone had sex with you on purpose.

Nothing faster than the speed of light? That's a lie. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a pic that makes her look fat.

Push your boundaries or settle for your limitations.

A girl just wants to be told you miss her and want her.....50 times a day.

Finding love is easy if you realize it's an abstract concept.

Someone told me I was too cute to be single so I told them they were too dumb to be giving advice.