Quotes by Licentia

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  • Twitter = Unfollow. Facebook = Unfriend. You = Unforgettable.

    9 years ago
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  • At Dairy Queen: Me: Medium Oreo Blizzard please. DQ: You wanna spoon? Me: Sure, when do you get off?

    9 years ago
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  • LOL @ the dude buying condoms and getting his card declined. He just got cokc blocked by Visa!

    9 years ago
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  • Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony; he stuck a feather in his hat, and called it macaroni... That folks, is what drugs do to you.

    9 years ago
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  • WARNING, Do not smoke near gas pumps! Your life may not be worth much, but gas is!

    9 years ago
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  • Regardless of your age, 10 years from now you'll want to relive your present age for one of two reasons: 1. It was awesome. 2. You wasted it.

    9 years ago
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  • What was I like in high school? You know that guy who drove a Mustang and banged all the cheerleaders? I'm the reason he passed calculus.

    9 years ago
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  • This girl tweeted at me to DM her. What a weirdo, how am I supposed to Dungeon Master her?

    8 years ago
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  • Wow, I've been on the No Sugar Diet for one day and have already lost ... my will to live.

    8 years ago
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  • Relationship status : Taken (for granted)

    8 years ago
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