Boy: Let's play a game, any game, just not hide and seek. Girl: Why not hide and seek? Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find. |
This girl is ignoring me like a check engine light. |
When a drunk girl in her 20s screams, "Oh my God, I love this song!", you can be sure that song sucks. |
It's tough when someone special starts to ignore you, it's even tougher to pretend that you don't mind. |
Her: Are you listening to me? Me: Trying. But when you talk, your boobs jiggle. It's distracting. Her: Grow up. Me: They did it again! |
I hate thinking about what you're capable of doing to my heart. |
We just got a fax at work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick. |
So far my only real accomplishment in life has been not having kids. |
There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend. |
She asked me for time and distance. I guess she wants to calculate velocity. |