I wonder if people who decide to try crack saw a crackhead and thought, yeah that. |
The girlfriend pisses me off so much, I wanna grow old with her just to watch her die. |
Why don't you make like a tree and use photosynthesis to turn sunlight into energy, then use that energy to fcuk off. |
So you love a gay guy who likes a straight guy who loves a lesbian girl who is crazy for her straight friend? Well that's not a love triangle that's a fcuking polygon! |
Fcuk her so hard you have to get her a "get well soon" card. |
Whoever invented self checkout greatly overestimated the general intelligence of the human race. |
Lighten up on the cologne bro. You want the girls to barely get a hint then ask to lean in. Not smell you from the parking lot. |
I'd like to nail you so hard you don't wake up for three days. - rejected Christian Mingle bio |
Of course you are cute, you have hair covering 90% of your ugliness. |
Fcuk me like I ruined your credit. |