Quotes by Licentia

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  • I wonder if people who decide to try crack saw a crackhead and thought, yeah that.

    10 years ago
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  • The girlfriend pisses me off so much, I wanna grow old with her just to watch her die.

    10 years ago
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  • Why don't you make like a tree and use photosynthesis to turn sunlight into energy, then use that energy to fcuk off.

    10 years ago
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  • So you love a gay guy who likes a straight guy who loves a lesbian girl who is crazy for her straight friend? Well that's not a love triangle that's a fcuking polygon!

    10 years ago
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  • Fcuk her so hard you have to get her a "get well soon" card.

    10 years ago
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  • Whoever invented self checkout greatly overestimated the general intelligence of the human race.

    10 years ago
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  • Lighten up on the cologne bro. You want the girls to barely get a hint then ask to lean in. Not smell you from the parking lot.

    10 years ago
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  • I'd like to nail you so hard you don't wake up for three days. - rejected Christian Mingle bio

    10 years ago
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  • Of course you are cute, you have hair covering 90% of your ugliness.

    10 years ago
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  • Fcuk me like I ruined your credit.

    10 years ago
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