I'm pretty sure some of you just drag your face across the keyboard and hit send.

Password must contain at least one capital letter, the meaning of life, 14 of your favorite baby names, the Hamlet plot summary and a hug.

Get her pizza, not pregnant.

Fcuk you alarm clock, I have dreams!

Unless you're looking to seriously emotionally damage someone, don't ask me for relationship advice or how to dance.

Never let someone with the significance of a speed bump become a roadblock in your life.

If your bf/gf is mad at you put a cape on them and say, "Now you're super mad!" If they laugh marry them.

As a kid if a boy liked a girl he'd poke her, call her dirty names & pull hair until she cried. Odd, as an adult girls beg guys to do that.

Party like you were invited.

Internet Dating......The Odds are good but the Goods are odd