Quotes by Licentia

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  • Money not buying you happiness? Wire it into my account and I'll send you pictures of how happy it makes me. Problem solved.

    10 years ago
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  • I know I am an acquired taste. If you don't like me, you need to acquire some taste. Or go fcuk yourself. Whichever.

    10 years ago
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  • Eventually the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphs.

    10 years ago
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  • Balloons are so weird... "Happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath."

    10 years ago
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  • I'm pretty sure my guardian angel just sits there watching me suffer, while rolling her eyes and painting her nails.

    10 years ago
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  • Distance means so little when someone means so much.

    12 years ago
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  • Why is it that in tampon commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws & burning sh!t down?

    12 years ago
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  • To the lady with 6 screaming kids, at the store. If you're wondering how a box of condoms got in your basket, you're welcome. ;)

    12 years ago
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  • Hey I just met you, and girl you look crazy, what brands your make-up, Crayola maybe?

    12 years ago
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  • DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: Pussy SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY!

    12 years ago
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