I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type.

I need breakfast! If I were any more hungry right now, Brad and Angelina would adopt me.

"That painting is large and unattractive. It reminds me of your mother." ~ Richard Moore speaking to his daughter (Detective Conan)

If love was water I'd give you an ocean.

The problem is, obesity runs in our family. No, the problem is no-one runs in your family...

[F]orget [L]ove [I]'d [R]ather [T]ease

If you run naked around a tree at about 87 km/h, there is a possibility of fcuking yourself

Dream as if you have forever. But live as if you only have today.

In order to get the rainbow you must tolerate the rain...

Marriage is a three ring circus. An engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffer-ring