Have a nice life. I am done trying to be in it. |
When I said I like it rough I was talking about the sex, not the whole entire relationship... |
Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: pfft. I could think of like fifty reasons, I'm not falling for that. |
The only difference between doggy style and reverse cowgirl is who wants to watch the TV more. |
I am so deep in the friendzone I've been introduced to her boyfriend's parents. |
Say no to drugs! Then again, if you're talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs. |
You can't see your next if you're too busy looking at your Ex. |
I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone |
If I've offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn't think you could read. |
Gift cards: The best way to say "Here, you figure it out..." |