I just wanna see you. Hold you. Hug you. Touch you. Kiss you. Cuddle with you. Love you. Be there with you.

Sharp is your memory, sweet is your name, deep in my heart you'll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from you.

We cannot be together, but we'll never be apart, for no matter what life brings us, you're always in my heart. LOVE you!

I have a hand, and you have another; put them together and we have each other.

I think I've fallen in hate with you.

Why would you pay $80 for a bra at Victoria's
Secret when I can hold your ( . ) ( . ) all day for free.

Obesity: When you buy a hula-hoop and it fits you.

If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!

Promise me you'll try to leave it all behind. Cause I've elected hell, lying to myself. Why have I gone blind? Live another life...

I am not single; I'm romantically challenged.