Breakups aren't always meant for makeups, sometimes, they're meant for wakeups.

You make me want to write bad poetry.

I wish you'd appear in my bed as often as you appear in my News Feed.

Sometimes you have to give up on people not because you don't care, it's because they don't.

I don't hate you. I just don't need you in my life anymore.

Hurt me with the TRUTH... But never comfort me with a LIE..

If you don't want me now, don't miss me later.

Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.

One day I'll bury my past with dirt on top of me.

I don't understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? ....If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.