The hardest thing I'll ever do is to walk away still loving you. I'd give anything if you loved me, but some things just ain't meant to be. Can't say it's all been time lost. In the long run I'll be a better man, better off.

GirlfriEND, boyfriEND, friEND, everything has an END except for famILY

I'm looking forward to your lesbian wedding and my multiple chances of catching a bouquet.

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

You treat me like sh!t for no reason, yet I'm still in love with you. Stop breaking my heart. I just want to love you.

Forever is a long time. But I wouldn't mind spending it by your side.

Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.

Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess, because just like in a game of chess; the queen protects the king.

Ladies: Showing a great amount of skin when you dress up isn't the way to find prince charming. Prince charming likes his gifts wrapped.

To handle yourself, use your head, To handle others, use your heart.