A strong person stands up for themselves. But a stronger person stands up for others. |
Don't expect to find the right person if you aren't willing to let the wrong one go. |
I added a tuxedo to my disaster supply kit ... I want to look like the most important person to save. |
I like scrolling through my apps really fast. It feels like the big wheel on the "price is right" |
If the minimum wage is good enough for all Americans, then that's how much Congress should make as well. |
(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.) ... Because...That's how I roll... |
Whatever you give a woman, she is going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. So if you give her crap, you will receive a ton of shit. |
Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak without offending. |
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. |
Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once. |