The distance between us doesn't matter, because in the end, i know we'll both be happy in each others arms. Forever. |
Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap! |
If your relationship has more issues than a magazine, you need to cancel your subscription. |
Baby, I know the story. I've seen the picture it's written all over your face. Tell me, what's the secret that you've been hiding and who's gonna take my place? |
How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that sh!t. Then stare into the corner and whisper tenderly, "This is for you." |
When Harry Styles and Taylor Swift break up shell write a song called, 'I Went In The Wrong Direction.' |
You treated me like a option, so I left you with a choice. |
Just unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter. |
I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter. |
Screw soccer.... if I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 minutes, I'd just take my friends to the bar. |