Quotes by Licentia
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Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki..- ahh damn! He's under a blanket."
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Tough times don't last, tough people do.
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Getting old sucks. I use to wake up feeling like a million bucks. Now I feel more like a bounced check.
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Dating a single mother is like pressing continue on someone else's saved game
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Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things.
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Like a glow stick, sometimes we have to break before we shine.
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Marriage. Because dodging your own family wasn't enough.
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Boobs: because you can't suck on a girls personality.
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Suicide is killing the one person you can actually change
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If I get an e-mail from you that says "Sent from my Blackberry" at the bottom, please understand that I'm not going to respond. I can only assume that you sent it in 2006.
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