Quotes by Licentia

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  • Hey! Wanna make $$$$$$ fast? Just follow my simple instructions. 1:Hold down the Shift key 2:Press the number 4 six times. It's that easy.

    10 years ago
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  • I'm not going to cry and I'm not going to care, 'cause every time I did it got me nowhere. So if silence makes you happy and being with him makes you glad, then goodbye. I hope he's the worst you ever had.

    10 years ago
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  • She's so far out of my league she's playing for the other team.

    11 years ago
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  • Friendship is really weird. Like, you just pick some humans you've met and you're like, "Yup, I like these ones." And you just do stuff with them.

    11 years ago
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  • If i could do anything it would be to kiss you in the middle of the street, on the rainiest day of the year

    11 years ago
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  • I wanna be the guy you fall for when everyone else is falling for you.

    11 years ago
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  • I'm an optimist. I didn't lose a sock in the dryer. I found an extra one!

    11 years ago
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  • Be careful who you call friends. 4 quarters are better than 100 pennies.

    11 years ago
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  • Find someone who is honest, laughs when you make fun of them, and then give each other orgasms.

    11 years ago
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  • Kiss her in the middle of her sentence so you don't have to hear what she's talking about.

    11 years ago
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