You lied? I cried. You flirt? I hurt. You wanted? I needed. You forgot? I remembered. You promised? I kept it. You stopped? I started. You were done? I was trying. You love me? Stop lying.

Why aren't we letting blind people think that dragons are real?

Trusting you again is my decision, proving me wrong is your choice.

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

Her biggest secret? She's constantly pushing away guys that actually care, all because she's still in love with the one who doesn't.

Caller ID should be more detailed~ "Wants Help Moving" "Going to Whine" "Will Ask to Borrow Money"

Our relationship has about the same chance surviving as a snowball in hell. Unless you make an effort to remove the polar icecap shoved up your as*.

Your knowledge of wine is almost as impressive as your use of it to disguise your drinking problem.

Do you want a medal or a chest to pin it on?

Next time a guy asks for your number, write it down in Roman numerals. If he manages to call you, he's a keeper.