Seeing your ex go through what they put you through. Priceless.

You gave up on me so easily. And it hurts to realize how replaceable I was. But the thing is, I never gave up on you, remember that. I was there the whole time waiting for you, but now it's too late for you to come around. Sorry.

Definition of Ex? = Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.

Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap!

If your relationship has more issues than a magazine, you need to cancel your subscription.

Baby, I know the story. I've seen the picture it's written all over your face. Tell me, what's the secret that you've been hiding and who's gonna take my place?

How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that sh!t. Then stare into the corner and whisper tenderly, "This is for you."

When Harry Styles and Taylor Swift break up shell write a song called, 'I Went In The Wrong Direction.'

You treated me like a option, so I left you with a choice.

Just unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter.

Expecting a song in about an hour.