I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Screw soccer.... if I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 minutes, I'd just take my friends to the bar.

When I see you, I am happy, I love you not for what you look like, I love you for what you have inside.
-Me to the fridge.

The player always ends up played. When you attempt to play the one who actually cares about you, you're actually playing yourself.

You treat me like sh!t for no reason, yet I'm still in love with you. Stop breaking my heart. I just want to love you.

Sometimes I wish I never became so close to you, that way it wouldn't be as hard saying goodbye.

No matter how far apart we are we will always be under the same sky.

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant, I am just getting more awesome.

Someone said too me 'You're too cute to be single.' I said no, I am too cute to be lied to, cheated on, or played with.

There are plenty of fish in the sea. I just suck at fishing.