Quotes by Licentia

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  • If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!

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  • Promise me you'll try to leave it all behind. Cause I've elected hell, lying to myself. Why have I gone blind? Live another life...

    11 years ago
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  • I am not single; I'm romantically challenged.

    11 years ago
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  • Breakups aren't always meant for makeups, sometimes, they're meant for wakeups.

    11 years ago
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  • Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.

    11 years ago
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  • She's so far out of my league she's playing for the other team.

    11 years ago
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  • Caller ID should be more detailed~ "Wants Help Moving" "Going to Whine" "Will Ask to Borrow Money"

    11 years ago
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  • Our relationship has about the same chance surviving as a snowball in hell. Unless you make an effort to remove the polar icecap shoved up your as*.

    11 years ago
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  • Your knowledge of wine is almost as impressive as your use of it to disguise your drinking problem.

    11 years ago
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  • Do you want a medal or a chest to pin it on?

    11 years ago
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