If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth! |
Promise me you'll try to leave it all behind. Cause I've elected hell, lying to myself. Why have I gone blind? Live another life... |
I am not single; I'm romantically challenged. |
Breakups aren't always meant for makeups, sometimes, they're meant for wakeups. |
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. |
She's so far out of my league she's playing for the other team. |
Caller ID should be more detailed~ "Wants Help Moving" "Going to Whine" "Will Ask to Borrow Money" |
Our relationship has about the same chance surviving as a snowball in hell. Unless you make an effort to remove the polar icecap shoved up your as*. |
Your knowledge of wine is almost as impressive as your use of it to disguise your drinking problem. |
Do you want a medal or a chest to pin it on? |