Bored, so I'm going to find a kid that looks like me and tell him I'm him from the future.

Sleeping alone is better than sharing your bed with someone who shares a bed with someone else when you're not around.

Moving on is simple, it's what you leave behind that makes it so difficult.

Have a nice life. I am done trying to be in it.

I love the sound you make when you shut the fcuk up.

You can't see your next if you're too busy looking at your Ex.

I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone

If I've offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn't think you could read.

Gift cards: The best way to say "Here, you figure it out..."

Grammar. The difference between feeling your nuts, and feeling you're nuts.