If your bf/gf is mad at you put a cape on them and say, "Now you're super mad!" If they laugh marry them.

As a kid if a boy liked a girl he'd poke her, call her dirty names & pull hair until she cried. Odd, as an adult girls beg guys to do that.

Party like you were invited.

Internet Dating......The Odds are good but the Goods are odd

Time is like love. Everyone claims that they never have enough when all they do is waste it.

The hardest thing in the world is fixing a heart you didn't break

I'm pretty sure my guardian angel just sits there watching me suffer, while rolling her eyes and painting her nails.

Secret admirers are just stalkers with good PR.

Texting "Good Morning, Beautiful" will change a girl's whole day. If you time it right, it will do the same for her boyfriend.

Teens, you should not be getting drunk. You're annoying enough as it is.