Push your boundaries or settle for your limitations.

A girl just wants to be told you miss her and want her.....50 times a day.

Finding love is easy if you realize it's an abstract concept.

Someone told me I was too cute to be single so I told them they were too dumb to be giving advice.

Most stoners seem like they're not too bright. But ask them about weed and they turn into a walking Wikipedia.

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony; he stuck a feather in his hat, and called it macaroni... That folks, is what drugs do to you.

WARNING, Do not smoke near gas pumps! Your life may not be worth much, but gas is!

Regardless of your age, 10 years from now you'll want to relive your present age for one of two reasons: 1. It was awesome. 2. You wasted it.

Don't be stupid, if their ex is still calling its because they're still getting an answer.

Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status.