Honestly, I don't need someone who sees the good in me. I need someone who sees the bad and still wants me.

Sometimes I don't tell you what i'm feeling, because I'm hoping the silence between us would give you a clue.

It'll take time, baby, but wait and see; somebody's gonna do to you what you did to me.

A drop in the ocean, a change in the weather. I was praying that you and me might end up together. It's like wishing for rain as I stand in the desert. But I'm holding you closer than most, ....'cause you are my heaven.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.

I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.... Nice A$$!!!!!!!

Why is it that in tampon commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws & burning sh!t down?

To the lady with 6 screaming kids, at the store. If you're wondering how a box of condoms got in your basket, you're welcome. ;)

Hey I just met you, and girl you look crazy, what brands your make-up, Crayola maybe?

DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: Pussy SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY!