There are so many scams on the Internet now...Send me $19.95 and I will tell you how to avoid them.

I wish that you were here, or I were there, or we were together anywhere.

My day could have been better if I had spent it with you.

In human relationships, distance is not measured in miles but in affection. Two people can be right next to each other, yet miles apart.

I just did some calculations and I've been able to determine that you're full of sh*t.

Forget all the reasons why it won't work, and believe the only reason why it will.

I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type.

I need breakfast! If I were any more hungry right now, Brad and Angelina would adopt me.

"That painting is large and unattractive. It reminds me of your mother." ~ Richard Moore speaking to his daughter (Detective Conan)

"I like the way this girl operates! She showed me her butt before she shows me her face! Is she a stripper?"
~ Onizuka (Great Teacher Onizuka)