Okay, "anything is possible" is a total lie! You CANNOT SLAM A REVOLVING DOOR! I TRIED!

Am I evil if I wish she had succeeded?

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He totally hates that.

Writer's block is the enemy of mankind.

Everybody is truly brown.
Why must we worry over the specifics, like what shade?

You call me weird for reading a lot.
You call me weird for listening to foreign music.
You call me weird for how I speak.

If that's what makes somebody weird,
then I am weird.

Guess what?

I like it.

You like....things
You hate...stuff
You read....books
You listen to....music

The specifics don't matter.